SCP: D-eer Class (Part 11)

Soldier 11

Damn it! Those D-class subjects escaped through the ventilation system!

Soldier 11

Command won't be happy about this. These aren't even dangerous anomalies, just high school girls!

Kuroki Tomoko

O-oww... this isn't like the escape scenes in my visual novels at all...

Kuroki Tomoko

W-we're probably going to die here. Or worse, they'll make us talk to people!

Izumi Konata

This is just like that stealth mission from Metal Gear! If we find a cardboard box, we're basically home free.

Izumi Konata

I've been preparing for this moment my entire life. All those gaming sessions are finally paying off!

Gotoh Hitori

I can't do this! I can barely talk to classmates, how am I supposed to escape a military facility?!

Gotoh Hitori

(This would make great song lyrics though... if I survive to write them down.)

Kasuga Ayumu

Y'know, I wonder if those soldiers were actually robots. My cousin told me the government has robot soldiers now.

Kasuga Ayumu

And why do they call us D-class? Are there A, B, and C classes too? Do they get better uniforms?

Noko Shikanoko

I think I can pick this lock with one of my hairpins! My horns might even help somehow.

Noko Shikanoko

Everyone quiet down! We need to work together if we want to get out of here!

Izumi Konata

Found a security keycard! Level 3 access! Just like in the games!

Izumi Konata

Now we just need to find the save point before the next boss battle!

Soldier 11

Storage Room B, checking for escapees. Command wants these subjects recovered intact. They're apparently just students on a field trip who wandered into the wrong area.

Soldier 11

Wait, why is my keycard missing from my belt?