Roasting Show Gone Wrong

Quackity

Welcome everyone to the ULTIMATE Roast Battle!

Quackity

Tonight our special target is... Cure Peace! Come on up here, miss sensitive!

Cure Peace

U-um... do I really have to be part of this?

Cure Peace

I just wanted to spread peace and happiness...

Takane Lui

Quackity, I don't think this is a good idea. She's clearly uncomfortable!

Takane Lui

Can't we pick someone else who can handle this kind of humor?

Quackity

Too late! First up to roast our yellow crybaby is... Luigi!

Quackity

Show us what you got, Green Mario!

Luigi

M-mama mia... I-I'm not good at this...

Luigi

Cure Peace, your, uh, fighting style is almost as shaky as... as my knees in a haunted mansion?

Mario

Let-a me show you how it's done, Luigi!

Mario

Cure Peace uses rock-paper-scissors to decide attacks? That's-a like me asking Bowser if he prefers to be jumped on or hit with fireballs!

Mori Calliope

*Ahem* Cure Peace is so sensitive that when she cries, even the dead feel second-hand embarrassment...

Mori Calliope

And trust me, I would know.

Noko Shikanoko

I don't really want to do this, but... Cure Peace's costume is so bright, it scared away my forest friends?

Noko Shikanoko

I'm sorry, that's all I've got...

Cure Peace

Peace-peace-peace! You know what? I choose SCISSORS!

Cure Peace

LIGHTNING PEACE!

Quackity

I-I think we'll end tonight's roast here...

Quackity

Note to self: never roast someone who can control lightning!