SCP: D-eer Class

Izumi Konata

So we all got hired by the SCP Foundation! Just like in those creepypasta games!

Izumi Konata

Though I was expecting more of a protagonist role, not... expendable test subject.

Gotoh Hitori

W-wait, did you say 'expendable'? Nobody mentioned that in the job listing!

Gotoh Hitori

I thought this was just some weird research internship!

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, I wonder if they have any SCPs from Osaka. Like maybe a takoyaki that multiplies when ya eat it.

Kuroki Tomoko

At least we're all getting paid, right? A-and maybe if we survive, we'll be popular! Like reality show contestants!

Kuroki Tomoko

(This is bad... really bad... but at least I'm not alone this time.)

Noko Shikanoko

Um, guys? It says here our first assignment is with something called SCP-173. Apparently we just have to maintain eye contact?

Izumi Konata

Oh! I know that one! It's the statue that snaps your neck when you blink!

Izumi Konata

I got to level 5 in the game before ragequitting!

Gotoh Hitori

I can't even make eye contact with humans! How am I supposed to stare at a murderous statue?!

Kasuga Ayumu

Don't worry, I'm real good at starin' contests. Once I forgot to blink for so long my eyes dried up like raisins.

Kasuga Ayumu

See? I'll just... oh, I just blinked, didn't I?