Just A Comedic Argument About Pizza :D

Raora Panthera

French fries on pizza is absolutely the best topping combination ever created!

Raora Panthera

The crispy texture with the cheesy goodness? Pure culinary genius!

Mario

Mama mia! What-a sacrilege is this? French fries on pizza?!

Mario

This is-a worse than when Bowser kidnaps the princess!

Boyfriend

Beep bop skdoo bep! (Actually, pineapple is the superior pizza topping!)

Sakamata Chloe

Is everyone forgetting that fish is clearly the best pizza topping?

Sakamata Chloe

No? Just me then...

Kasane Teto

You humans get so worked up over the silliest things!

Kasane Teto

In my world, we put bread on bread and call it a day!

Madobe Ichika

According to my database, there are approximately 34,586 possible pizza topping combinations!

Madobe Ichika

Would you like me to calculate the optimal solution based on your flavor preferences?

Sana Tsukumo

Does it even matter what goes on top? Pizza is pizza!

Sana Tsukumo

While you've all been arguing, I've eaten FOUR ENTIRE PIZZAS!

Mario

In-a my country, this would start a war! Princess Peach would-a faint at the sight!

Mario

Next thing, you'll tell me you eat-a spaghetti with ketchup!