Wonderwall

Gotoh Hitori

I-I prepared a new song for us to practice today...

Gotoh Hitori

(Maybe they'll like my original composition this time...)

Izumi Konata

You know what would be really epic, Bocchi? If you played Wonderwall!

Izumi Konata

It's like the ultimate meme song for guitarists!

Kasuga Ayumu

Wonderwall? Is that like... a wall that's full of wonder?

Kasuga Ayumu

Or maybe it's a wonder that's actually a wall...

Noko Shikanoko

Oh! I know that one! My dad plays it at every family gathering!

Noko Shikanoko

Please play it, Hitori! It'll be fun!

Kuroki Tomoko

According to this Reddit thread, playing Wonderwall instantly makes you 43% more popular...

Kuroki Tomoko

You should definitely do it, Bocchi. For science.

Gotoh Hitori

B-but I prepared something else! And everyone always asks guitarists to play Wonderwall!

Gotoh Hitori

It's such a cliché! I can't become a rock legend playing Oasis covers!

Izumi Konata

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you~

Izumi Konata

Come on everyone, chant with me! Won-der-wall! Won-der-wall!

Gotoh Hitori

Fine... *strums opening chord* Here's Wonderwall...

Gotoh Hitori

(I've become everything I feared... just another Wonderwall player.)