Detention

Izumi Konata

Sensei, I have a serious question...

Izumi Konata

If you were in an isekai anime, what cheat ability would you want?

Sensei

Konata, this is detention. Please be quiet and do your homework.

Kasuga Ayumu

Sensei, do you think snails feel sad about carrying their houses everywhere?

Kasuga Ayumu

It must be heavy, y'know...

Sensei

Osaka, that's not relevant to anything we're doing here. Please focus on your work.

Gotoh Hitori

S-Sensei... hypothetically... if someone formed a band and practiced during study hall...

Gotoh Hitori

(Why am I even asking this? I'm just making things worse!)

Kuroki Tomoko

Sensei, important scientific question... if you were stuck on a deserted island with one of us, who would you pick?

Kuroki Tomoko

(He'd definitely pick me. I've seen enough survival anime to know what to do.)

Noko Shikanoko

Sensei, do my horns count as weapons? Should I register them somewhere?

Sensei

That's it. Detention extended another hour. And tomorrow I'm bringing earplugs.

Sensei

I thought Kivotos prepared me for anything, but clearly I was wrong...