Thats your client? So over...💀

Phoenix Wright

The prosecution's claims are outrageous! My client is innocent of these... unusual charges.

Phoenix Wright

Cannibalism AND incest? This has to be a misunderstanding!

Ashley Graves

Mr. Wright, they found the bones in my basement, but I swear they weren't my brother's!

Ashley Graves

Those were just Halloween decorations! Really good ones...

Miles Edgeworth

Wright, the evidence clearly points to the defendant. DNA tests confirmed those were human remains.

Miles Edgeworth

Though I must admit, even I find these allegations... unprecedented.

Noko Shikanoko

Order! Order in the court! Um, that's what judges say, right?

Noko Shikanoko

Ashley-chan, I never expected to see you here when I signed up for civic duty extra credit!

Phoenix Wright

Your Honor—I mean, Miss Shikanoko, I'd like to point out that my client's brother is actually alive and well!

Phoenix Wright

He's just studying abroad in Europe! We have his passport stamps as evidence!

Miles Edgeworth

What?! Then whose remains were found in the basement freezer?

Miles Edgeworth

(This case is becoming more bizarre by the minute!)

Noko Shikanoko

This is way more interesting than math class! Maybe I should be a judge for real!

Noko Shikanoko

Ashley-chan always did bring the coolest fake skeleton to biology!

Ashley Graves

Those were prop bones from the drama club! I was storing them for our production of Hamlet!

Ashley Graves

And the meat in my freezer was just beef I bought on sale...