Gas Station Sushi

Izumi Konata

Anyone seen Shikanoko today? She was supposed to bring the new game.

Izumi Konata

I've been waiting all week to try it...

Gotoh Hitori

M-maybe she's just running late? Or got sick? Or moved to another country without telling anyone?

Gotoh Hitori

(I hope nothing bad happened... social disasters follow me everywhere...)

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, I once heard that people who are late are actually time travelers who got the coordinates wrong...

Noko Shikanoko

EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME!

Noko Shikanoko

Never... EVER... eat gas station sushi!

Kuroki Tomoko

Who... who even eats sushi from a gas station?

Kuroki Tomoko

(Normal people probably know better... is this why I don't have friends?)

Noko Shikanoko

I blacked out! There were fish! HORNY FISH! And then a BEAR! We fought BEAR HANDED!

Noko Shikanoko

Then Chuck-E-Cheese! REVOLUTION! I was JESUS! Then a JET!

Kasuga Ayumu

That sounds reasonable. Did ya bring back any souvenirs from being the sun?

Noko Shikanoko

Uh oh... I think... the meth is... kicking...