Shower Thoughts: Fish Dialect

Kasuga Ayumu

Hey, ya know what I was thinkin' about in the shower this mornin'?

Kasuga Ayumu

If fish could talk, would they have accents based on which ocean they're from?

Izumi Konata

Oh! That reminds me of this anime where sea creatures had regional dialects! Pacific salmon spoke with Tokyo accents while Atlantic ones sounded like Americans!

Kuroki Tomoko

M-maybe deep sea fish would s-speak really slowly since everything moves slower down there due to pressure...

Kuroki Tomoko

(Why am I even participating in this conversation? They'll think I'm weird!)

Gotoh Hitori

Would fish that migrate have changing accents? Like how people pick up new speech patterns when they move?

Gotoh Hitori

(I can't believe I'm actually talking in a group conversation!)

Noko Shikanoko

Freshwater fish and saltwater fish would definitely have different vocabulary. Like how city people and country people use different slang.

Kasuga Ayumu

What if whales are actually the philosophers of the sea, and their songs are actually deep conversations about the meaning of life?

Izumi Konata

We should make this into an RPG! I call dibs on being a tuna samurai with a Kansai accent!

Gotoh Hitori

We could write a song about it for Kessoku Band! "The Polyglot Polyps of the Pacific"!

Gotoh Hitori

...I just said that out loud, didn't I?