lets make some war crimes

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Ubel
Another day, another batch of hopeless candidates failing the most basic conjuration tests...
Ubel
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with these exams.
Ryuk
Humans are always so entertaining when they're desperate to prove themselves.
Ryuk
At least you get to watch them squirm. Better than eternal boredom, trust me.
Aura
I brought drinks! Something strong for Ubel, apple cider for our floating friend.
Aura
Nothing beats post-adventure relaxation, even if your adventures are just torturing students, Ubel.
Ubel
It's not torture, it's evaluation! There's a very important distinction.
Ubel
Besides, if they can't handle my tests, how will they handle a real magical crisis?
Ryuk
You know what would make your exams more interesting? Give the passing students a special notebook...
Aura
Last time we let you suggest 'improvements' to educational systems, three kingdoms declared war.
Aura
I spent months casting mass healing spells! Months!
Ubel
Actually, I'm listening. Tell me more about this... notebook.
Aura
And this is exactly why I keep restoration spells prepared whenever we meet up.
Aura
So much for a quiet evening...