Ashley Lawers Up!

Izumi Konata

Another boring day... nothing interesting ever happens around here.

Izumi Konata

At least in manga, there's always some wild plot twist to keep things exciting.

Ashley Graves

Friends! I've returned with groundbreaking news about my relationship research!

Ashley Graves

And this time, I brought legal backup to support my case!

Kuroki Tomoko

Oh no, it's that weird girl again... Why does she keep finding us?

Kuroki Tomoko

(Maybe if I don't move, she won't notice me... like a T-Rex...)

Phoenix Wright

Ladies and gentlemen, Phoenix Wright, attorney at law. I've been hired to defend my client's... unconventional research interests.

Phoenix Wright

(What have I gotten myself into this time? The payment better be worth it...)

Gotoh Hitori

W-wait, is this even legal? Why are lawyers involved now?

Gotoh Hitori

I just wanted to practice my guitar after school...

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, if you think about it, aren't we all related somehow? Like, if you go back far enough in time...

Kasuga Ayumu

Wait, what were we talkin' about again?

Noko Shikanoko

Hold it right there! You can't just bring lawyers to school to defend your weird ideas!

Noko Shikanoko

Besides, didn't the principal ban you from campus after that PowerPoint presentation last month?

Phoenix Wright

OBJECTION! Wait, this isn't what you described to me at all, Ms. Graves!

Phoenix Wright

I was told this was about... academic freedom research... I think I need to see myself out.