Two Professional Racists

Momoi

Formula One is clearly superior! Look at the precision engineering!

Momoi

The aerodynamics alone make NASCAR look like go-karts!

Neco-Arc

Buru buru~ F1 is just fancy cars going in circles too scared to touch each other!

Neco-Arc

Real racing is NASCAR! Bumping, drafting, EXCITEMENT!

Momoi

NASCAR is just turning left for hours! F1 has complex tracks with right AND left turns!

Momoi

And our pit stops take seconds, not MINUTES!

Neco-Arc

NASCAR has TEAM SPIRIT! AMERICAN POWER! Vroom vroom crash bang!

Neco-Arc

F1 drivers drink champagne, NASCAR drivers drink VICTORY MILK!

Momoi

That's the Indy 500, not NASCAR! See? You don't even know racing facts!

Neco-Arc

Nani?! It's not the same thing?! All American racing blur together for Neco-Arc...

Momoi

Wait, what are we watching now?

Neco-Arc

Ooh! It's children's cartoon 'Racing Friends'! This is REAL racing! Both F1 and NASCAR are boring compared to this!

Neco-Arc

Look! The car goes BEEP BEEP and has a FACE!