We got hired into the ATF! Some how...

Izumi Konata

So this is what happens when you mess up too many food orders... you get recruited by the ATF!

Izumi Konata

At least the uniform looks like something from an action anime!

Gotoh Hitori

B-but I don't know anything about alcohol, tobacco, or f-firearms!

Gotoh Hitori

(I can barely talk to people, how am I supposed to arrest them?!)

Kasuga Ayumu

So we're in the ATF now... Does that mean we're going to Texas? I heard everything's bigger there.

Kasuga Ayumu

Do you think they have big tofu too?

Kuroki Tomoko

I thought federal agents were supposed to be cool and popular... but this orientation packet has so many rules!

Kuroki Tomoko

I can't even post about our missions on social media. How will people know I'm important?

Noko Shikanoko

I've been training for this my entire life! All those FPS games are finally going to pay off!

Noko Shikanoko

Who needs food service when you can serve justice?

Gotoh Hitori

Our first assignment is tomorrow?! I haven't even memorized the handbook!

Gotoh Hitori

(Why couldn't I just have stayed in my band? At least there I only had to worry about stage fright!)