DEER-DOE-ZER
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Noko Shikanoko
So I was thinking... what if we built our own killdozer?
Noko Shikanoko
We could drive it around town and cause hilarious chaos!
Kuroki Tomoko
D-do you want us to get arrested? I can't survive in prison...
Kuroki Tomoko
(Though maybe I'd finally get popular if I had a criminal record...)
Gotoh Hitori
C-causing havoc? In p-public? With p-people watching us?
Gotoh Hitori
I think I'm going to pass out just thinking about it...
Izumi Konata
Hmm, reminds me of that quest in GTA where you demolish a construction site...
Izumi Konata
I'm in! As long as we can livestream it and get internet famous!
Kasuga Ayumu
Would the killdozer have air conditioning? It gets pretty hot in metal vehicles...
Kasuga Ayumu
And where would we put the snacks? We'd need snacks.
Noko Shikanoko
See? Osaka and Konata get it! It would be epic!
Noko Shikanoko
I've already started collecting parts from the junkyard behind my house!
Gotoh Hitori
Can't we just, I don't know, play music or something less illegal instead?
Gotoh Hitori
(I finally made friends and they want to turn me into a criminal...)
Izumi Konata
According to my research, the original killdozer guy had a 2.5-hour rampage before getting stuck!
Izumi Konata
With our five-person team, we could last at least 12.5 hours! New world record!