Tomoko Has Cancer :(

Kuroki Tomoko

H-hey everyone... thanks for meeting me.

Kuroki Tomoko

I have something important to tell you all...

Izumi Konata

Tomoko-chan, you look even paler than usual. Did something happen?

Kuroki Tomoko

I... I went to the doctor yesterday... They found... I have cancer.

Kuroki Tomoko

(They probably don't even care. Why did I tell them? Now they'll just pity me more than they already do.)

Gotoh Hitori

T-Tomoko-san! That's... I don't know what to say...

Gotoh Hitori

We'll be here for you! I'll write a song for your recovery!

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, my uncle had cancer once, and he said positive thinking helped him a whole lot.

Kasuga Ayumu

We'll think so many positive thoughts for you, they'll fill up the whole room!

Noko Shikanoko

Everyone! There's a super muscular guy flying toward the cafe!

Son Goku

I sensed a powerful enemy nearby! I heard your cancer is strong, let me fight it!

Kuroki Tomoko

W-wait! What are you doing?! Is this some kind of weird Make-A-Wish thing?!

Kuroki Tomoko

(I'm going to die by anime character. This is simultaneously the coolest and worst way to go.)

Son Goku

HEALING... KAMEHAMEHA!

Kuroki Tomoko

I... I feel different. The pain is gone!

Kuroki Tomoko

Did an anime character just... cure my cancer?

Izumi Konata

See? This is why I keep telling you all that anime will save the world someday.

Izumi Konata

Best crossover episode ever!