The Biggest Gooner

Kuroki Tomoko

So... this is what having friends is like?

Kuroki Tomoko

(I finally got into a friend group and they're all weirdos like me...)

Izumi Konata

As the resident expert on all things otaku, I propose we determine who among us is the biggest gooner!

Izumi Konata

By which I mean, who spends the most unhealthy amount of time on their hobby!

Kasuga Ayumu

A gooner? Is that like when you zone out starin' at clouds? Cause I do that all the time...

Kasuga Ayumu

Yesterday I missed my stop on the train cause I was countin' the rice grains in my bento.

Gotoh Hitori

I-I-I don't think I'm a gooner! I just p-practice guitar 14 hours a day and forget to eat sometimes...

Gotoh Hitori

That's normal for musicians, right?

Noko Shikanoko

I spent three days straight in the woods once trying to communicate with deer!

Noko Shikanoko

They started to accept me as one of their own by day two!

Kuroki Tomoko

I once played dating sims for 72 hours straight without sleeping because I couldn't decide which virtual boy to romance.

Kuroki Tomoko

I also created detailed spreadsheets comparing their attributes.

Izumi Konata

We have a winner! All hail our gooner queen, Tomoko!

Kuroki Tomoko

Wait, no! That's not something to be proud of!

Kuroki Tomoko

(Is this really what being popular feels like? I've made a terrible mistake...)