A new weirdo joins the fiend group!

Kuroki Tomoko

Um... is this where the... club meets?

Kuroki Tomoko

(Finally, my chance to join a group of actual humans. Don't screw this up, Tomoko!)

Izumi Konata

Club? Nah, we're just the unofficial alliance of socially awkward weirdos. Welcome aboard!

Gotoh Hitori

I-I'm not weird! I just... prefer to practice alone... in complete silence... away from all human contact...

Gotoh Hitori

Wait, that does sound weird, doesn't it?

Noko Shikanoko

Does anyone else ever wonder if horns would be more useful if they were retractable? Like, for sleeping and stuff?

Kasuga Ayumu

If you had retractable horns, would they make a sound? Like 'schwing' when they come out? Or maybe 'boing'?

Kuroki Tomoko

(What have I walked into? They're even weirder than me!)

Kuroki Tomoko

Um... I once read online that if cockroaches had horns, they could survive nuclear blasts even better...

Izumi Konata

See? Perfect fit for our group! Now, important question: which anime season is superior, winter or summer?

Kuroki Tomoko

Winter... because you can stay inside without people judging you for not having a social life.

Kuroki Tomoko

(Wait, did I just make... friends? With people who might be even more socially inept than me? This is the greatest day of my life!)