Tail Meat?!

Ellen Joe

So Tohru, I need to ask you something that's been bothering me.

Ellen Joe

Why are you always trying to make people eat your tail? I wouldn't let anyone even touch my shark tail.

Tohru

Oh! My tail meat has incredible nutritional value! It's full of my dragon essence and love!

Tohru

Would you like to try some? It grows back, so I can share plenty!

Siesta

That seems... rather extreme for showing affection, doesn't it?

Siesta

I bake pastries for those I care about. I've never considered offering parts of myself.

Rem

Rem agrees that dedication to one's master is important, but there are more conventional ways to show devotion.

Rem

Perhaps Tohru-san comes from a culture where such offerings are normal?

Noelle

I-I could never imagine doing something like that! Even with my duty to serve, there are boundaries!

Noelle

Isn't there a more... appropriate way to express your feelings?

Tohru

I don't understand the problem. In dragon culture, offering your tail is the ultimate sign of love and trust.

Tohru

Plus, it tastes delicious! Miss Kobayashi just doesn't know what she's missing!

Ellen Joe

So you're telling me you're literally trying to feed parts of yourself to your crush?

Ellen Joe

Dragon culture is officially the weirdest thing I've encountered this week. And I'm a shark-human hybrid!

Tohru

Exactly! Now you all understand! It's just like how humans give chocolates on Valentine's Day!

Tohru

Except my tail has healing properties, tastes better, and is literally part of me! Isn't that so much more romantic?