You know what would be totally be epic?

Izumi Konata

Check this out! In this manga, the protagonist steals a cop's gun and becomes a legend!

Izumi Konata

We should totally do that in real life. It would be the most epic thing ever!

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, my cousin's neighbor's dog once stole a policeman's hat...

Kasuga Ayumu

I wonder if stealing a gun is kinda the same thing? Is the gun like the hat for their hand?

Noko Shikanoko

Bocchi would be perfect for the job! She's so quiet, they'd never see her coming!

Noko Shikanoko

Plus, she needs something cool for her rock star image, right?

Gotoh Hitori

W-what?! I can't steal anything! Especially not from a police officer!

Gotoh Hitori

(They're going to get me arrested! My music career will be over before it starts!)

Izumi Konata

Come on, Bocchi! Think about how many views your band would get online!

Izumi Konata

You'd be like that famous guitarist who bit the head off a bat, except with guns!

Kasuga Ayumu

Maybe the gun would make music sounds when you pull the trigger...

Kasuga Ayumu

Like a little bang guitar solo! Pew pew!

Gotoh Hitori

I just wanted to play guitar, not become a criminal!

Gotoh Hitori

My band name will change from 'Bocchi the Rock' to 'Bocchi the Jailbird'!

Noko Shikanoko

Oh look, there's actually a police officer coming to check on the school right now!

Noko Shikanoko

Perfect timing! Ready to be a legend, Bocchi?