Taxes? Whats that?

Noko Shikanoko

Listen up! I've been doing some research, and tax evasion isn't just smart—it's practically our civic duty!

Noko Shikanoko

Look at these numbers! The government wastes 73% of our money on, uh... stuff we don't need!

Izumi Konata

Hmm, I dunno... I did try that once in Animal Crossing and Tom Nook sent goons after me.

Izumi Konata

But then again, more money means more limited edition figurines...

Gotoh Hitori

I-isn't that illegal? What if we get caught? What if they put us in jail? What if my guitar gets confiscated?!

Gotoh Hitori

(Prison doesn't have soundproof practice rooms... I'd have to perform in front of ACTUAL CRIMINALS!)

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, I been wonderin'... if taxes pay for roads, and roads are made of asphalt, and asphalt comes from dinosaurs...

Kasuga Ayumu

Are we just payin' dinosaurs for the right to drive on their remains?

Noko Shikanoko

Exactly, Osaka! That's the kind of forward thinking we need! Now, I've set up offshore accounts for all of us in—

Gotoh Hitori

G-guys? Why are there black SUVs pulling up outside?

Gotoh Hitori

And why do they have 'IRS' written on them?!

Izumi Konata

Wow, they respond faster than pizza delivery. Maybe they should run the gacha games instead.

Noko Shikanoko

Well... turns out the IRS has better drop rates than any gacha game I've ever played.

Noko Shikanoko

Anyone know how to speedrun a tax audit?