The Burger Queen

Anby Demara

May I please get a water?

Anby Demara

(Fourth time asking... surely they'll notice me now.)

Rem

I believe someone in row 27 pressed their call button again.

Rem

It's the passenger with the... unusual headwear.

Ram

That makes five times in twenty minutes. What does she want now?

Ram

If it's another water request, I might accidentally spill it on her royal crown.

Anby Demara

Excuse me! Flight attendant! May I please get a water?

Rem

Here's your water, ma'am. The fifth one this hour. Is there anything else you need?

Anby Demara

Thank you. The service here is adequate. A ruler must stay hydrated.

Anby Demara

I wonder if my kingdom provides pretzels?

Ram

If she asks for water one more time, I say we offer her the emergency exit instead.

Ram

Her crown might make a lovely flotation device.

Anby Demara

May I please get a water?

Anby Demara

(Being royalty is quite dehydrating.)