Deer Team Six

Noko Shikanoko

Team, our mission tonight is to infiltrate and secure the target location.

Noko Shikanoko

Each of you has been selected for your unique skills. We need absolute focus.

Izumi Konata

This is just like in Metal Gear Solid! I've played through that game seventeen times!

Izumi Konata

Don't worry, I've done thousands of virtual operations.

Kasuga Ayumu

So we're not actually in Afghanistan? This isn't a school trip?

Kasuga Ayumu

I packed my summer yukata and everything...

Gotoh Hitori

I-I can't do this! I just wanted to play guitar!

Gotoh Hitori

S-stage fright in front of an audience is one thing, but this?!

Noko Shikanoko

Two minutes until deployment. Konata, safety on! Osaka, map right-side up! Bocchi, breathe!

Izumi Konata

Aww, everything's just green. The games lied to me.

Izumi Konata

Do you think they have Wi-Fi at the compound? I need to update my raid status.

Gotoh Hitori

I brought my guitar... for moral support...

Gotoh Hitori

(Maybe I can distract the target with an impromptu concert?)

Noko Shikanoko

Just... just get on the helicopter. We'll figure it out on the way.

Noko Shikanoko

And Bocchi, leave the guitar. Though at this point, it might be our best weapon...