Deer Head

Izumi Konata

This patrol is so boring! In anime, war zones are way more exciting.

Izumi Konata

Anyone bring any manga? I finished mine last night.

Gotoh Hitori

K-Konata-san, please focus on the mission! We're supposed to be looking for... um... what are we looking for again?

Gotoh Hitori

(I never thought my social anxiety would extend to international conflicts!)

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, this desert reminds me of my granny's rice crackers... all dry and sandy...

Kasuga Ayumu

Do you think we could fry an egg on the humvee hood?

Noko Shikanoko

How did we even end up here? I was just practicing my dance moves yesterday...

Noko Shikanoko

These horns make wearing a helmet so uncomfortable!

Gotoh Hitori

W-what was that sound?! Did we hit something?

Gotoh Hitori

(This is way scarier than performing on stage!)

Izumi Konata

This is just like in Metal Gear Solid! Quick, everyone take cover!

Izumi Konata

I've practiced this scenario in games a thousand times!

Kasuga Ayumu

Are those fireflies? In the daytime? That's mighty strange...

Noko Shikanoko

Um, guys? I think I know why headquarters couldn't reach us about the ambush warning...

Noko Shikanoko

But this new BTS song is really catchy!