Full Shika Senbei: Girls in Deer Squad!

Izumi Konata

You know, this reminds me of episode 47 of Jungle Combat Z where the protagonist gets lost and ends up befriending a tiger!

Izumi Konata

I wonder if we'll find any cool wildlife to tame as sidekicks!

Gotoh Hitori

I-I just want to go home and practice guitar... I wasn't made for jungle warfare...

Gotoh Hitori

(How did I even pass the physical exam? I can barely carry this backpack without falling over...)

Kasuga Ayumu

Hey... do you think jungle bugs taste different from regular bugs?

Kasuga Ayumu

In Osaka we had these little beetles that smelled like miso when you squished 'em...

Noko Shikanoko

Could you all please focus? We're supposed to be on a reconnaissance mission!

Noko Shikanoko

This isn't some school field trip, you know!

Kasuga Ayumu

Hey, do you think these footprints mean there's an enemy nearby, or just some really big jungle chickens?

Izumi Konata

This is just like level 5 of Jungle Warriors IV! We need to find the hidden temple to get the power-up before the boss battle!

Izumi Konata

I've played this scenario a hundred times in games. Trust me, I'm practically a veteran!

Gotoh Hitori

I think I hear something! Is that enemy fire or just my anxiety?!

Gotoh Hitori

(This is way worse than stage fright... at least on stage nobody's trying to shoot you...)

Noko Shikanoko

Command, this is Deer Squad. Request immediate extraction. Not because we found the enemy... but before my squad finds a way to accidentally win the entire war through sheer absurdity.