Shower Thoughts

Izumi Konata

You know what I was thinking about in the shower this morning?

Izumi Konata

If fish get thirsty, do they just open their mouths?

Kasuga Ayumu

But how do they know if the water is refreshing or just... there?

Kasuga Ayumu

Maybe fish think air is the strange thing, and they wonder why we live in it.

Gotoh Hitori

I-I sometimes wonder if my guitar gets lonely when I'm not playing it...

Gotoh Hitori

(Why did I say that out loud? They'll think I'm weird now!)

Noko Shikanoko

That's nothing! I wonder if my horns would grow back if they broke off.

Noko Shikanoko

I mean, they're part of me, but also not? Like fingernails but more... pointy.

Izumi Konata

I've got it! What if life is just one big MMORPG and we forgot we're playing?

Izumi Konata

That would explain why some people have better character stats than others!

Kasuga Ayumu

If that's true... where's the logout button?

Kasuga Ayumu

And who's paying our subscription fees?

Gotoh Hitori

W-wait! If this is a game, does that mean my social anxiety is just a character flaw someone chose?!

Gotoh Hitori

Who would pick that trait?! That's the worst build ever!

Noko Shikanoko

That explains everything! The bell is just the server notifying us it's time to change locations!

Noko Shikanoko

See? Philosophy solved. We're all just NPCs in Bocchi's story, waiting for her to finally complete the 'make friends' quest!