Shark Argument (Good Ending)

Ellen Joe

As a professional shark expert, I can conclusively state that I am the superior shark girl.

Ellen Joe

My teeth are sharper, my reflexes faster, and my missions have a 100% success rate.

Gawr Gura

A~ That's where you're wrong! I'm 9,000+ years old and from actual Atlantis!

Gawr Gura

Plus, I have millions of fans. How many do you have?

Ellen Joe

Let's be scientific about this. I have more confirmed bite strength, better swimming capabilities, and superior infiltration skills.

Ellen Joe

Can you even bite through reinforced steel underwater?

Gawr Gura

I can sing! I can dance! I can play rhythm games!

Gawr Gura

Let's see you entertain a crowd of thousands, Miss Secret Agent Shark!

Ellen Joe

I've been monitoring your activities. Your gaming skills are... questionable at best.

Ellen Joe

And wasn't there an incident with a "pizza" that was actually a cutting board?

Gawr Gura

H-hey! Low blow! At least I'm honest about my hydrodynamic design!

Gawr Gura

Besides, I have a tail! A real shark tail! What do you have?

Ellen Joe

Uh, Gura... I think our argument is upsetting the actual sharks.

Gawr Gura

Oops! Sorry, distant cousins! Guess we're both pretty sharky after all.

Gawr Gura

Truce? Maybe we can be shark sisters instead of rivals?