Maid Debate

Siesta

A proper maid must always ensure the silverware sparkles before the master arrives!

Siesta

I've been serving nobility for years at the academy. Experience is what makes a truly great maid.

Rem

My devotion to Roswaal-sama is unmatched. I would give my life for my master without hesitation.

Rem

A true maid must excel at everything - cooking, cleaning, fighting, and even dying if necessary.

Tohru

You humans are so limited! Can any of you clean a three-story mansion in under five minutes?

Tohru

Plus, I can offer my tail meat as the ultimate nutritious meal for my Miss Kobayashi!

Ellen Joe

Amateur hour, ladies. While you're dusting and cooking, I'm protecting my clients from international threats.

Ellen Joe

A real professional keeps their master alive, not just well-fed.

Siesta

You're not even a proper maid! You don't even wear a uniform!

Tohru

I can transform into a dragon and fly my master anywhere she wants to go. Can any of you do that?

Rem

My horn allows me to sense danger and my morning star eliminates all threats. Protection and service in one package.

Ellen Joe

Ladies, I have government clearance and a license to kill. And I still manage to bring coffee exactly how my boss likes it.

Ellen Joe

Now THAT'S what I call full-service.