How to tame your bartender.

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Jill
Slow night. Maybe I can finally organize that liquor cabinet.
Jill
(At least Dana isn't here to see the place this empty.)
Makima
(Such a quaint little establishment. Perfect for tonight's entertainment.)
Jill
Welcome to VA-11 HALL-A. Take any seat you like.
Makima
What a peculiar little place. So this is where humans come to drown their sorrows.
Jill
Can I get you something to drink? We have specials on the digital menu.
Jill
Or I can mix something custom if you have a preference.
Makima
Sit.
Makima
Not on a chair. On the floor. Like a good dog.
Jill
Excuse me? I think you've mistaken what kind of establishment this is.
Jill
I'm going to have to ask you to leave or I'll call the authorities.
Makima
Call them. I'll tear this entire building down before they arrive.
Makima
Every brick, every bottle, and every bone in your body.
Jill
(She's clearly delusional. I need to call security immediately.)
Makima
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Jill
(What the hell? The lights are responding to her voice!)
Makima
You see? Everything responds to my control. Including you.
Makima
Now. Sit.
Jill
(This isn't happening. She's not human. Whatever she is, she could kill me without trying.)
Jill
(I need to survive this. Play along until she leaves.)
Makima
Good girl. Now, why don't you make your master a drink? Something that reflects your situation.
Jill
(I'll give her something special alright. A Bleeding Jane with extra bitters. Blood red with a bite that comes after the sweetness.)
Jill
Your drink. We call it a Bleeding Jane. Sweet at first, then bitter, with a finish that makes you question everything.
Makima
How fitting. A message in a glass. I appreciate pets with spirit.
Makima
It makes breaking them so much more satisfying.
Jill
Will there be anything else?
Makima
Not tonight. But I'll be back. This bar has a new regular.
Makima
Be a good pet and remember who owns you now.