Batman's Jingle Hell

Chainsaw Man

Jingle bells, Batman smells!

Chainsaw Man

Robin laid an egg!

Power

The Batmobile lost a wheel!

Power

And the Joker got away, HEY!

Chainsaw Man

Your singing sucks, but this song is too good!

Chainsaw Man

Imagine if the real Batman heard us!

Dark Knight

(That song follows me everywhere. Even in this universe.)

Robin

(Great. This will put him in a wonderful mood for the rest of patrol.)

Power

Holy crap, Denji! It's actually—

Chainsaw Man

Batman and Robin?! We're so dead!

Dark Knight

You two. This rooftop isn't a karaoke bar.

Dark Knight

And that song is particularly... tiresome.

Chainsaw Man

We're sorry! We didn't know you were real! Or here! Or real AND here!

Power

What's wrong, Bat-guy? Can't take a joke? The song isn't wrong—you DO smell!

Power

All that sweaty armor and no deodorant, I bet!

Robin

(And I thought Damian tested his patience...)

Power

Did Robin really lay an egg though? Is that why you wear those tight pants, Bird Boy?

Dark Knight

Enough. You clearly don't understand who you're dealing with.

Chainsaw Man

Don't touch her! I'll show you who YOU'RE dealing with!

Chainsaw Man

(Crap, I didn't mean to pull my cord!)

Robin

Everyone calm down! Look, the song is kind of catchy, alright?

Robin

I may have hummed it a few times myself...

Dark Knight

Robin. We'll discuss this later.

Power

See? Even your sidekick knows it's a banger! High five, Robin!

Chainsaw Man

Sorry about that... I get a bit protective. And scared. Mostly scared.

Chainsaw Man

Cool costume though. Is that real body armor?

Dark Knight

Your... transformation abilities could be useful. Call this number if you want to do something productive with your powers.

Dark Knight

And find a better song.