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Satou Kazuma
This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to act like you? Your body is so unbalanced!
Satou Kazuma
And why does everyone keep staring at me?!
Aqua
Hmph! That's because my divine beauty draws attention even when you're the one controlling it. Just remember to act useless and cry a lot.
Aqua
And stop touching my chest! It's creepy seeing my own body do that!
Satou Kazuma
Shh! Look! It's Darkness and Megumin! Quick, remember the plan - you're me, I'm you!
Aqua
Ahem! Yeah! I'm Kazuma! I love to complain and be a total pervert! And my favorite phrase is 'Steal' because I'm a creepy panty thief!
Megumin
What are you two doing? You're acting stranger than usual, and that's saying something.
Megumin
Kazuma doesn't normally shout about his perversion in public. He likes to pretend he has dignity.
Dustiness Ford Lalatina
Indeed. And Aqua is typically more... graceful, even in her idiocy. You look like you're about to trip over your own feet.
Satou Kazuma
What?! How dare you! I am the beautiful goddess Aqua! Worship me, you lowly adventurers!
Satou Kazuma
(This is never going to work. We're so screwed.)
Aqua
That's not how I sound! I mean, that's not how Aqua sounds! She's much more elegant and refined!
Aqua
...And we just gave ourselves away, didn't we?