Detective trying to hook up

Jill

Another slow night at the bar. Just how I like it.

Harry

So, what time do you get off, darling? A night with Detective Du Bois is an experience worth writing about!

Harry

Imagine us, walking along the canal, solving crimes together...

Jill

That sounds... fascinating, Detective. I've never dated a man of the law before.

Jill

(This guy's been at it for two hours. Time for Plan B.)

Harry

I'm not just any detective! I once solved the Case of the Hanged Man by licking a corpse! Forensically, of course.

Harry

We could make beautiful music together, you and I. Your beauty and my... my... what was I saying?

Jill

Tell me more about your cases, Harry. I'm very interested in law enforcement.

Jill

(Just sent an SOS text. Please hurry.)

Harry

Another drink for courage! Then I'll tell you about the time I took down an entire crime syndicate wearing nothing but my tie!

Harry

You know what? We shouldn't wait! Life is short and filled with regret!

Harry

Come with me tonight! We'll solve crimes, drink exotic liqueurs, and recite sad poetry to the moon!

Jill

(Where are those cops? This guy's getting worse.)

Jill

I still have three hours on my shift, Detective. Maybe another time.

Harry

I'll just come around and demonstrate some proper mixology! My partner says I make a drink that can solve cases!

Jill

Sir, customers are not allowed behind the bar. That's a health code violation.

Jill

Please return to your seat.

Harry

You're breaking my heart, beautiful bartender! My disco heart can't take another rejection!

Harry

Wait! I'll serenade you! Music is the universal language of love!

Jill

(Thank god, the cavalry's here.)

Harry

Oh... shit.

Harry

(No no no. Kim's going to kill me.)

Jill

Wait a minute... Aren't you the detective who solved the Westside Market robbery? I used to work there.

Jill

Your face was all over the employee bulletin board.

Harry

Yes! That was me! Caught the perpetrator using nothing but a piece of gum and my superior deductive reasoning!

Harry

...right before I was supposed to be at tonight's stakeout.

Jill

I'm genuinely impressed by your work, Detective. But maybe next time, don't try to pick up bartenders while on duty?

Jill

Your colleagues don't look too pleased.

Harry

I shall return when the case is solved, fair mixologist! Perhaps then you'll see me in my full glory!

Harry

Save my seat at the bar of destiny!