Asuk's Gambling Addiction

Souryuu Asuka Langley

I noticed you staring at me again today during class.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

What's with that dumb look? I know exactly what's going through your mind.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

You know what? I'll make you a special once-in-a-lifetime offer.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

(This idiot will definitely fall for it. And I'll finally have enough to win back my losses.)

Souryuu Asuka Langley

That's my price. Take it or leave it. A premium experience deserves premium payment.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

What? Too expensive? Please, I'm an Eva pilot. My time alone is worth twice that.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Don't get any weird ideas. One quick touch, that's it. No weird stuff or I'll throw you out this window.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

And if you tell anyone, I'll deny everything. Who would they believe? You or an elite pilot?

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Wait, the betting odds just changed for today's races! I need to place my bet now!

Souryuu Asuka Langley

(This has to work! I've researched this horse for days. It's a sure thing!)

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Deal's off! Just remembered I have important Eva business. Maybe next time!

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Or never! Probably never! Forget I said anything!

Souryuu Asuka Langley

And if you tell anyone about this conversation, I'll make your life a living nightmare!

Souryuu Asuka Langley

(What was I thinking? Misato would kill me if she found out... but I need that gambling money!)