ninja battle!

Psylocke

What in the bloody hell just happened?!

Psylocke

Strange, if this is your idea of a joke, I'm going to telekinetically rearrange your face!

Ibuki

Whoa! This isn't the tournament venue!

Ibuki

Great... another weird ninja mission when I should be studying for finals!

Kasumi

This must be the work of an enemy shinobi trap.

Kasumi

(Could this be related to the Mugen Tenshin scrolls?)

Psylocke

I sense your thoughts, ladies. Neither of you brought me here, but you're both highly trained assassins.

Psylocke

Let's all calm down before someone gets a psychic knife to the brain.

Ibuki

Wait! You're that X-Men lady from America! The one with the psychic powers and katana!

Ibuki

My sensei has a whole file on you! This is so much cooler than algebra!

Kasumi

If none of us created this situation, then who brought us together?

Kasumi

Three kunoichi from different worlds... this cannot be coincidence.

Psylocke

Ladies, I believe we have our answer. Look!

Psylocke

It's a tournament bracket... with our names already filled in. Apparently, we're tonight's entertainment.

Ibuki

A three-way ninja battle against legendary fighters? This is WAY better than finals week!

Ibuki

Winner gets dinner? I'm starving after interdimensional travel!