pinkie pie and Deadpool

Pinkie Pie

Welcome to Sugarcube Corner! Home of the best super-duper-looper cupcakes in all of Equestria!

Pinkie Pie

Ooooh! I don't think I've seen you around Ponyville before! Are you new? I LOVE meeting new friends!

Deadpool

So THIS is what happens when the writers get really desperate for crossovers. Gotta say, not my worst Tuesday.

Deadpool

Quick question, Pinkamena - do you always talk directly to the readers too, or is that just my special mutant power?

Pinkie Pie

YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO?! I thought I was the only one!

Pinkie Pie

This calls for a 'I-Found-Someone-Who-Breaks-The-Fourth-Wall-Like-Me' PARTY!

Deadpool

Not gonna lie, this is going better than most of my team-ups. Last time I worked with a talking animal, Rocket tried to steal my kidneys.

Deadpool

These cupcakes aren't made with any questionable ingredients, right? Asking for my regenerating digestive system.

Pinkie Pie

Only sugar, flour, friendship, and a teensy bit of chaos magic! Now stand back!

Pinkie Pie

I've been saving my ULTIMATE party cannon for someone special!

Deadpool

Whoa there, Pink Dynamite! I've been blown up enough times this week!

Deadpool

(Why do I always meet the cute ones with explosive tendencies?)

Pinkie Pie

SURPRISE! Maximum effort... of PARTY FUN!

Deadpool

You know what? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful, totally canon friendship that absolutely won't cause any multiversal collapse whatsoever!

Deadpool

Quick, someone post this on AO3 before Disney's lawyers find out!