Frieren stops Dante from fishing
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Dante
Just a man, his rod, and the open water. Perfect.
Dante
Bet Vergil never learned how to fish. Score one for me.
Frieren
Demon! How dare you taint this sacred fishing spot!
Frieren
Leave at once or face the consequences of elven magic!
Dante
Whoa there, grandma. I'm just fishing.
Dante
Half-demon, by the way. The good half likes fishing. The bad half... well, he thinks the worms got a raw deal.
Frieren
Impossible. Demons don't just... fish.
Frieren
And if they did, they certainly wouldn't wear such an impractical outfit. Red leather by a riverbank? You'll scare all the fish away!
Dante
Hey, this coat is my signature look! Ladies love the look.
Dante
Besides, fish don't care about fashion. They care about... uh... whatever fish care about.
Frieren
You don't even have the right bait! What fish would bite a pizza crust?
Frieren
And your technique... I've been fishing for over a thousand years, and I've never seen anything so absurd!
Dante
A thousand years? And you're critiquing MY outfit? At least I updated my look after the medieval period!
Frieren
This white robe is timeless, unlike that gaudy coat. Now pay attention, demon...
Frieren
Wait, did you actually catch something with that ridiculous method?