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Hello listeners! Welcome to 'Wade's World of Wacky Wisdom' - the only podcast where the host can survive being canceled... literally!

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Today's topic: jokes so bad they could kill... again, literally in my case!

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So I walked into a bar the other day... which hurt a lot less than the bullets I took afterward!

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(I wonder if the audience knows I can see them reading this right now? Hi there, gorgeous!)

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Why don't the Avengers like inviting me to parties? Apparently, I'm too 'cutting edge' for their taste!

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Get it? Because of the swords? No? Tough crowd today!

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Whoa! We're trending on Twitter! #DeadpoolShouldStickToKilling is number one!

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That's... not very supportive of my career transition!

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Is that gunfire? Already? I thought my jokes would at least buy me ten minutes before the assassins showed up!

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(Note to self: jokes about Cable's fashion sense have consequences!)

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And THAT, listeners, is what we call 'interactive podcasting'! The sound effects are killer, right?

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If you enjoyed today's show, please rate us five stars... or I'll find you!

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Seriously though, thanks for tuning in to my first podcast ever!

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Unfortunately, it's also going to be my last because this studio is about to explode in 3... 2... wait, did I leave the detonator in my other suit?