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Dante
So you're telling me I'm supposed to be interviewing... myself?
Dante
Did Vergil set this up? Because it reeks of one of his weird schemes.
Dante
Hey, at least I'm good company, right? So tell the audience about yourself, "Dante."
Dante
(This is getting weird even by my standards, and I fight demons for a living.)
Dante
I hunt demons, I look good doing it, and I own a business that never makes any money. Devil May Cry - we kill demons and look stylish!
Dante
What kind of name is "the son of Sparda" anyway? Do you put that on your tax returns?
Dante
Wait... am I in some kind of multiverse situation here? Because the last time something this weird happened, I ended up fighting my evil twin. Again.
Dante
You know what? I'm just going to roll with it. Multiverses, clones, whatever. As long as there's pizza and demon slaying involved.
Dante
Speaking of which, did you bring any pizza? It's kind of my thing.
Dante
Hold up... you hear that? Sounds like trouble outside.
Dante
Typical. Can't even interview myself without demons crashing the party.
Dante
Well folks, looks like this podcast is getting a live action segment! Stay tuned for some stylish demon slaying!
Dante
Actually, wait... maybe I'm just hearing my own echo. Man, podcasting is more confusing than demon taxonomy!