Frieren gets caught for tax evasion
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Frieren
I don't understand. I've lived for over a thousand years... how was I supposed to know humans keep track of something called 'taxes'?
Frieren
The concept seems so fleeting. Pay portions of your earnings to maintain roads and services...
Frieren
I've outlived several kingdoms and their entire tax systems.
Frieren
There's not a single tax evasion counterspell in here. How curious.
Frieren
Perhaps Himmel would have known what to do in this situation...
Frieren
I have enough time to serve all these sentences. Fifty years is but a blink to an elf.
Frieren
Oh, it seems there's an alternative. I can pay 500 years of back taxes plus interest...
Frieren
That's... a very large number. I didn't realize numbers went that high.
Frieren
Humans are so creative with their punishments. Perhaps I should have paid more attention to their customs...
Frieren
Though I must admit, after centuries of adventuring, this might be my most unexpected challenge yet.