the macabre maidens club! pt1: the first request

Yamamura Sadako

Meeting called to order. Macabre Maidens Club now has its fourth member.

Yamamura Sadako

Princess King Boo, please float forward for your official induction.

Princess King Boo

I'm simply thrilled to pieces! Finally, a social circle that appreciates the finer points of haunting.

Princess King Boo

Luigi was getting far too predictable with his screaming.

Hex Maniac

The cards foretold of our fourth sister. Our coven is complete!

Hex Maniac

Oh? What's this? A letter addressed to all of us...

Wednesday Addams

Fan mail? How quaint. I didn't realize the deceased had postal service.

Wednesday Addams

Let's see what unfortunate soul requires our services this time.

Hex Maniac

"Dear Macabre Maidens, my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. Could you please haunt him until he learns his lesson? Address enclosed. Your biggest fan, Heartbroken Hannah."

Wednesday Addams

How refreshingly vindictive. I suggest we start with light hauntings and gradually escalate to psychological torment.

Wednesday Addams

Nothing fatal, of course. Just enough to make him question his sanity.

Princess King Boo

I could replace all his mirrors with portals to the spirit realm! Or make his shower run blood instead of water!

Princess King Boo

Though really, a possession might be more efficient.

Yamamura Sadako

I'll prepare a special videotape. But this time, he'll have seven days of increasingly bizarre hallucinations instead of death.

Yamamura Sadako

The Macabre Maidens Club takes its first official commission. Meeting adjourned.