minecraft with randoms!

Technoblade

Welcome to Minecraft, everyone! The real-life edition, where the stakes are actually high!

Technoblade

First rule of Minecraft: punch trees, get wood. Second rule: don't die.

Batman

I've analyzed our situation. This world operates on different physics than our own.

Batman

Technoblade, you seem familiar with this environment. What threats should we prioritize?

Hatsune Miku

This is just like that Minecraft concert I performed in! Everything's made of blocks!

Hatsune Miku

I could write a song about this adventure! 'Pixels and Pickaxes' has a nice ring to it!

Scout

This place is freakin' awesome! Check out my double jump in this wonky physics engine!

Scout

Bet I can build a base faster than all of ya combined! BONK!

Amiya

These materials emit similar energy signatures to Originium. Doctor would find this fascinating.

Amiya

Kal'tsit, could your knowledge help us understand this world better?

Kal'tsit

I've witnessed many worlds across countless lifetimes, but this cubic manifestation is unique.

Kal'tsit

Mon3tr senses danger approaching. Green entities that explode upon proximity. Prepare yourselves.

W

Explosives in this world? Now we're talking my language! Kaboom is universal, darlings~

W

Hey, creepers! Let me show you how a REAL demolitions expert handles explosives!

Phoenix Wright

OBJECTION! That green thing is approaching at an alarming rate!

Phoenix Wright

I demand evidence of its hostile intent before- wait, is it HISSING?!

M16A1

Hostiles at three o'clock! Everyone get to cover! These green things explode!

M16A1

I'd kill for some Jack Daniels right now. This world better have brewing mechanics...

Miyabi Hoshimi

Stand back! My training has prepared me for many foes, cubic or otherwise!

Miyabi Hoshimi

Technoblade-san! What is the weakness of these green creatures?

Technoblade

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Everyone behind me! I've slain thousands of these in my time!

Technoblade

Minecraft veterans, assemble! Creeper? Aww man! So we back in the mine...