BriSIU

Bridget

Attention, everyone! Today I need to discuss something very important.

Bridget

There's a dangerous trend going around called "Siu."

Bridget

Scientific studies have conclusively proven that saying "Siu" is harmful to your vocal cords and mental health!

Bridget

It causes a 73% increase in cringe levels and a 45% decrease in likability!

Bridget

Only two types of individuals say "Siu" - villains with questionable fashion sense and creatures known as "NBGs."

Bridget

No Bounty Given - that's what NBG stands for. They're not even worth hunting!

Bridget

As a professional bounty hunter, I've encountered many dangers, but "Siu"-sayers are particularly troublesome.

Bridget

They can be identified by their tendency to make this noise at sporting events and online forums.

Bridget

I used to think traditions and superstitions defined who I was...

Bridget

But some things are actually worth avoiding - like saying "Siu."

Bridget

Wait! Did I just say it five times while explaining not to say it?!

Bridget

Oh no! Am I becoming an NBG?!