yo Sam! guests!

Kusanagi Motoko

Objective confirmed. Target location secured.

Kusanagi Motoko

This is worse than our briefing indicated. I've seen crime scenes more organized.

Balalaika

In Soviet Russia, we had cleaner prison cells than this.

Balalaika

And those fanfiction choices... this requires extreme measures.

Degurechaff Tanya

Self-insert harem stories? Unfinished plot threads? NO PROPER FORMATTING?

Degurechaff Tanya

This violates every regulation of proper literature! Being X himself would weep!

Levi

Filthy. Absolutely filthy.

Levi

Your room is like the inside of a titan's stomach. And your taste in fiction is worse.

Kusanagi Motoko

Sam, this is your potential. A clean space creates a clean mind.

Kusanagi Motoko

Your friend EliteFirehawk has concerns. We share those concerns.

Balalaika

Here's a curated reading list. Quality fiction with proper character development.

Balalaika

Hotel Moscow doesn't offer second chances, but today... you're lucky.

Degurechaff Tanya

You have exactly four hours to complete Operation Clean Sweep.

Degurechaff Tanya

We'll return for inspection. Failure is... not recommended.

Levi

Consider this mercy. If we return to this same filth...

Levi

I'll personally show you how we clean in the Underground. Start with that hair.