multiverse stuff

Burnice White

I was supposed to be infiltrating a standard research facility, not... whatever this is.

Burnice White

Command is going to have my head for this unauthorized dimensional breach.

Dante

Well, this isn't the demon nest I was heading for. Interesting detour though.

Dante

Hey there, blondie. Nice place you got here. Bit drafty.

Burnice White

Identify yourself immediately. This is a restricted dimensional anomaly.

Deadpool

CANNONBALL! Ouch. Zero points for the landing.

Deadpool

Hey, I know this scene! It's the obligatory 'characters from different universes meet' episode! Always a fan favorite.

Dante

Friend of yours, blondie? He seems... special.

Burnice White

Negative. And it's Burnice White, not 'blondie.' The portal's quantum signature is destabilizing. We have approximately ten minutes before this entire facility collapses.

Deadpool

Oh, I've seen this one! This is where we all bicker for five minutes, then reluctantly team up to save multiple universes from collapsing.

Deadpool

I'd like to skip to the part where I make an inappropriate joke that somehow brings everyone together!

Dante

Ten minutes to save the multiverse with a tactical blonde and a lunatic in spandex? Jackpot.