hex and Wednesday talk about crushes

Hex Maniac

That was quite the adventure, wasn't it? Who knew Pyramid Head was such a good autograph signer.

Hex Maniac

Luz and Amity make such a cute couple, don't they?

Wednesday Addams

Their happiness is disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the fact that Pyramid Head used a glitter pen.

Hex Maniac

Speaking of couples... I was wondering, Wednesday. Have you ever had a crush on anyone? Or been in a relationship?

Hex Maniac

(I feel like I'm poking a sleeping ghost with this question...)

Wednesday Addams

Once. At summer camp. I attempted to kill him multiple times.

Hex Maniac

You tried to KILL your crush?!

Wednesday Addams

He survived. That's what made him special.

Wednesday Addams

His name was Joel. I poisoned his punch. Twice.

Hex Maniac

That's... actually kind of romantic. In a terrifying way.

Hex Maniac

Remind me never to drink anything you offer me.

Wednesday Addams

Don't worry. I only poison people I like.