darkness and the diarrhea stew

Aqua

Lalatina! That bathroom's been out of order all morning!

Aqua

Are you okay? Your face looks really pale!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

I-I'm fine! Just... something didn't agree with my stomach...

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

That suspicious stew at the tavern was clearly not meant for consumption!

Aqua

Did you just make that rumbling sound?! Oh no, this isn't going to end well!

Aqua

And here I thought goddesses were the only ones who could create natural disasters!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

It cannot end like this! I am a noble knight!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

(Though the humiliation would be absolutely... No! Focus, Darkness!)

Aqua

What was that sound?! Darkness, did you just... in your armor?!

Aqua

Even my divine powers can't purify this situation!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

This... this is the most humiliating moment of my entire life...

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

(So why am I feeling strangely... No! I must retain some dignity!)

Aqua

The mighty crusader defeated by tavern stew! Wait till Kazuma hears about this!

Aqua

I bet even monsters would run away from you now!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

If you tell Kazuma about this, I'll make sure you never see another drop of wine again!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

Now please... help me find another set of armor before anyone else sees me!