A message for Sam!

Kamui Kanna

Who are you? How did you get in here?

Deadpool

Hey there, tiny dragon! I'm your friendly neighborhood universe-hopping mercenary!

Deadpool

And I need your help for a super important mission!

Kamui Kanna

Mission? What kind of mission?

Deadpool

See, there's this person named Sam watching us right now. Total dweeb. Probably eating chips while reading this.

Deadpool

Hey Sam! Your taste in fanfiction is questionable at best! And your room is a mess! Clean it up!

Kamui Kanna

I don't see anyone. Is Sam invisible?

Deadpool

Oh sweet summer child! They're beyond the fourth wall! The puppetmaster pulling our strings! And they owe me twenty bucks!

Deadpool

Oh, and Sam? Your haircut looks like a lawnmower accident!

Kobayashi

Who the hell are you and why are you in my apartment harassing Kanna?

Deadpool

Whoops! Dragon mom alert! Mission accomplished though! Later Sam, you beautiful idiot!

Deadpool

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