chainsaw pony

Deadpool

Alright, team! Welcome to Deadpool's Unconventional Demon Slaying Training Camp!

Deadpool

Today we'll be teaching our colorful equine friends how to channel their inner lumberjack!

Pinkie Pie

Oooh! I've never had a chainsaw face before! It makes a funny brrr-brrr noise when I sneeze!

Pinkie Pie

Does this mean I can cut cake super fast now? Because that would be AMAZING!

Fluttershy

Um... are you sure this is safe? My little chainsaw friend seems... sharp.

Fluttershy

I don't want to hurt anyone... unless they're really, really bad demons?

Denji

It's all about commitment! Just pull your cord and VROOOOM!

Denji

Think about something that gets your blood pumping! For me, it's... well, nevermind what it is for me.

Sweetie Belle

I CAN'T CONTROL IT! HELP! IS THIS GOING TO BE MY SPECIAL TALENT?!

Hayakawa Aki

I can't believe this is happening. We're entrusting the fate of humanity to cartoon ponies with chainsaws.

Hayakawa Aki

And why is Wade Wilson even here? He's not from our universe either.

Power

HA! I taught the pink one everything she knows! Power is the BEST mentor!

Power

Who knew ponies could be so bloodthirsty! I like them!

Pochita

Nyan?

Fluttershy

Oh my goodness, you're the cutest little chainsaw devil I've ever seen! Yes you are! Would you like to come to my cottage for tea?