deadpool made this story lol

Deadpool

Welcome to my totally canonical crossover story, folks! The stakes are high and the logic is low!

Deadpool

Hit or stand? Either way, you're all chimichangas in disguise! Only I know the truth!

Wolverine

Why am I wearin' a tutu, bub? And where'd this chainsaw come from?

Wolverine

Hit me. And I don't mean with the cards, Wade.

Batman

I don't have time for this nonsense. I should be in Gotham.

Batman

Stand. And stop referring to me as a deep-fried Mexican dish, Wilson.

Spider-Man

Wait, are we breaking universal barriers here? DC and Marvel together?

Spider-Man

And why do I suddenly smell like deep-fried tortillas?

Nanbu Kaguya

How did I even get here? I was just about to deploy in the Grungust...

Nanbu Kaguya

Hit. Though I'm fairly certain that's not what I should be saying right now.

Deadpool

Plot twist! You're ALL chimichangas! That's why Logan's in a tutu - easier access for the hot sauce!

Deadpool

And I'm just a burrito having a weird dream!

Wolverine

That's it! I'm gonna slice you into Wade-bits!

Deadpool

And THAT, dear reader, is what happens when you let me write the synopsis! Next time, specify no Mexican food metaphors!

Deadpool

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to run from a tutu-wearing wolverine with a chainsaw!