Deadpool & Sparke's dinner date!

Deadpool

So, as I was saying before that waiter interrupted us with the specials... you come to this dimension often?

Deadpool

I've gotta say, cosmic entities make the BEST matchmakers. Who knew?

Sparkle

I find your approach... refreshingly unusual. Most men don't talk about breaking the fourth wall during appetizers.

Sparkle

Though I suppose that's what makes interdimensional dating so... spicy.

Deadpool

Speaking of spicy, I once fought seventeen ninjas with nothing but a chimichanga and my winning personality. Which reminds me of how your eyes sparkle in this lighting...

Deadpool

(The writer is really laying it on thick with the dialogue here. But hey, at least I got a date scene!)

Trailblazer

I'm telling you, I sensed a Curio in here! My Trailblazing instincts are NEVER wrong about treasure!

Trailblazer

Besides, in my defense, this is a REALLY fancy trash can!

Gwenpool

We are on a DATE! D-A-T-E! Dumpster diving wasn't on the itinerary!

Gwenpool

Look, if you wanted to go treasure hunting, we could've just crashed a supervillain lair! They have WAY better loot!

Sparkle

I believe our romantic evening has encountered some... unexpected variables.

Sparkle

Is that person actually climbing into the trash receptacle? On purpose?

Deadpool

Hey! It's my fourth-wall-breaking buddy Gwenpool! HEYYY! GWEN! How's the meta-narrative treating ya?!

Deadpool

Sparkle, honey, change of plans - double date with the trash divers! This is gonna be WAY more entertaining than my prepared dinner anecdotes!

Gwenpool

Of ALL the fictional universes to run into Deadpool... Great. Just perfect. There goes any chance of having a normal date night.

Gwenpool

Trailblazer, PLEASE get out of the trash! Deadpool's watching, and he'll NEVER let me live this down... for like, the next 27 issues at LEAST!