Marriage in Abyss

Ozen

He's late again. Probably another 'emergency meeting' with the Emperor.

Ozen

At least the Force lets him know when dinner's getting cold.

Darth Vader

Honey, I'm home. The Death Star project is behind schedule again.

Darth Vader

Three project managers found my lack of faith... disturbing.

Ozen

Let me guess, you force-choked them until they agreed to meet the deadline?

Darth Vader

Only two of them. The third just needed a... motivational conversation.

Darth Vader

The Emperor says my management style is why we can't keep good help.

Ozen

Says the man who electrocutes his employees. Your dinner's getting cold, Lord Vader.

Darth Vader

Is that... your special Abyss stew? You only make that on special occasions.

Ozen

Happy anniversary, you sith lord workaholic. Five years since we escaped that cave on Dagobah together.

Darth Vader

That's... today? But I didn't get you anything!

Darth Vader

(The Dark Side clouds everything, especially important dates.)